KEYBOARDS!

Everybody love ‘em! Minus me… I use a laptop.

But anyway, most of the people in the world use a keyboard. So much so that it’s a flipping $5B market!

But for programmers, keyboards hold a special place in our hearts.

We care about them more then our own family members, or friends… wait you have friends!? What kind of a programmer are you!?

And we’re starting off with a bang because of the ASMRs!

Slip keyboard

Now either you’re a Linux god or a crazy psycho who loves watching Primeagen vim really hard a lot.

but one thing is clear, you’re a sweat(don’t worry I’m also one), you can’t stop coding, and even if you stop for 1 second you go nuts!

And you have probably sacrificed a “child” in your life.

Which reminds me of

Keyboard

Remember when keyboards used to look like keyboards?

Yeah, there’s nothing to talk about these guys. They are just…

uncool

Unix Keyboard

Now we’re talking, these are those really cool guys, who are literal pros of programming who write pure C/C++ code without any memory leaks

I mean these guys are mostly nerds but they can’t possibly be as annoying as

Mechanical Keyboard

God don’t get me started on these guys.

JUST STUPID! STUPID STUPID! THEY ARE A BUNCH OF CRIMINALS! AND NEED TO BE DECAPITATED!

Now mechanical keyboards and I don’t mix well, but all I can tell is… I once cut my finger while using one… don’t ask how.

If you see anyone using a mechanical keyboard, be prepared, they are about to make you deaf.

If you found any of these relatable.

Pat myself on me back. If not, I guess I’m a flipping weirdo after all

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